WARNING: Please don't read if You can't laugh

Akpors and AJ was walking down the road.
Akpors said 9ja police 2 dey
fear death (in pidgin), but AJ didn't accept with what he said, telling him how will officers safeguarding the nation be scared of death.
Ok said Akpors.
As they walk pass a thick bush they sighted some police along the road. Akpors told AJ its
time to confirm the truth.
About 2 miles to where the police were,
Akpors and AJ decided to pick
race looking back and running fast
as they approached the police as if
some people were running after
them.
Immediately, the police D.P.O
pick race after them, while the rest
find their way out.

Suddenly Akpors and AJ stopped and start breathing heavily, so also the D.P.O.
Saying thank you Jesus.

(In Pidgin)
D.P.O: WETIN DEY MAKE U RUN?
AKPORS: LAUGH AND SAID WE JUST
FEEL LIKE RUNNING FOR OUR MIND.

D.P.O: YOU ARE UNDER ARREST.
AKPORS : FOR WHAT?
D.P.O: FOR ILLEGAL RUNNING.