One Friday morning, John woke up hurriedly and
prepared for work. He worked in a busy institution
and was expected early at work. His wife worked a
distance from where her husband's office was.
As a result of doing things in a hurry, John
unknowingly, carried his wife's mobile phone leaving
behind his own. After he had gone his wife Jane
noticed the mix-up but it was too late for her to do
anything about it. She thought for a while and
decided to carry her husband's phone in case he
came back for it.
On arriving at his place of work John noticed that
he had confused his wife's phone for his but
decided not to go back for it. He sighed deeply
because he knew his wife could access romantic
messages sent by his many mistresses.
His wife too was disgusted because she had several
toy boys.
Drama began to unfold when John received an SMS
intended for his wife sent by somebody saved as
'Peter-Taxi', which read, "Hi sweetie, ope yo
monin' is fine, 4 me am okay just mad! My love 4
you kills me. I couldn't stop dreaming about you
even after we met last evening coz you hold the
password to ma heart." John was shocked to see this
and thought he understood why his wife had come
home late the previous evening. He decided to stay
mum to see what more would come.
After one hour he received another SMS from
somebody saved as 'Susan-Salon' which read,
"Monin darling, ope ur fine, am also fine but not
so fine without seeing you next to me coz you
control every part of ma heart. Nice day sweetie,
see you at lunch."
The third SMS ticked in from somebody saved as
'Winnie-Handbags' which read, "Monin ma
beautiful queen, I wish you were a gum, I would
chew you every time, you make me feel young like I
was born yesterday, you without whom I would go on
a hunger strike. Have a bright day ma dear."
John was deeply shocked by these messages but knew
that on the other side his wife might be seeing
drama too.
Meanwhile, Jane had seen even more than her
husband. She had received three messages from
three women that clearly showed they were his
mistresses. The first SMS was from a woman saved
as 'Ochieng-Car wash' which read, "Hi deah how's ur
monin? 4 me am okay with ur son here, he says he
loves you so much n you should come n stay with us.
gday."
Jane almost fainted on seeing this because she
could not believe that her husband had a son
outside marriage.
Before her anger was over, she received a second
SMS from' 'Omosh-Kinyozi' which read, "Monin ma
deah, ope ur enjoyin ur day. Mine can't be
complete without you. Every time I sleep in this
house you bought 4 me I dream 2 love u always. The
BM u bought me is perfect on road. Thanks, g'day."
The last message came from 'Karanja-Electician'
and read, "Sasa honey? Ope u r fine. pls i am not
happy wit u. u promised to send me money since
last week,But i have not seen it. honey pls send me
the 40k for the project. Hav a nice day, love you
big."
Jane had found the answer to why her husband was
always penniless!
When evening came John and Jane met at home.
They could hardly talk but only stared at one
another with suspicion.
Then they called you to intervene, sincerely how
would you solve their problem??
prepared for work. He worked in a busy institution
and was expected early at work. His wife worked a
distance from where her husband's office was.
As a result of doing things in a hurry, John
unknowingly, carried his wife's mobile phone leaving
behind his own. After he had gone his wife Jane
noticed the mix-up but it was too late for her to do
anything about it. She thought for a while and
decided to carry her husband's phone in case he
came back for it.
On arriving at his place of work John noticed that
he had confused his wife's phone for his but
decided not to go back for it. He sighed deeply
because he knew his wife could access romantic
messages sent by his many mistresses.
His wife too was disgusted because she had several
toy boys.
Drama began to unfold when John received an SMS
intended for his wife sent by somebody saved as
'Peter-Taxi', which read, "Hi sweetie, ope yo
monin' is fine, 4 me am okay just mad! My love 4
you kills me. I couldn't stop dreaming about you
even after we met last evening coz you hold the
password to ma heart." John was shocked to see this
and thought he understood why his wife had come
home late the previous evening. He decided to stay
mum to see what more would come.
After one hour he received another SMS from
somebody saved as 'Susan-Salon' which read,
"Monin darling, ope ur fine, am also fine but not
so fine without seeing you next to me coz you
control every part of ma heart. Nice day sweetie,
see you at lunch."
The third SMS ticked in from somebody saved as
'Winnie-Handbags' which read, "Monin ma
beautiful queen, I wish you were a gum, I would
chew you every time, you make me feel young like I
was born yesterday, you without whom I would go on
a hunger strike. Have a bright day ma dear."
John was deeply shocked by these messages but knew
that on the other side his wife might be seeing
drama too.
Meanwhile, Jane had seen even more than her
husband. She had received three messages from
three women that clearly showed they were his
mistresses. The first SMS was from a woman saved
as 'Ochieng-Car wash' which read, "Hi deah how's ur
monin? 4 me am okay with ur son here, he says he
loves you so much n you should come n stay with us.
gday."
Jane almost fainted on seeing this because she
could not believe that her husband had a son
outside marriage.
Before her anger was over, she received a second
SMS from' 'Omosh-Kinyozi' which read, "Monin ma
deah, ope ur enjoyin ur day. Mine can't be
complete without you. Every time I sleep in this
house you bought 4 me I dream 2 love u always. The
BM u bought me is perfect on road. Thanks, g'day."
The last message came from 'Karanja-Electician'
and read, "Sasa honey? Ope u r fine. pls i am not
happy wit u. u promised to send me money since
last week,But i have not seen it. honey pls send me
the 40k for the project. Hav a nice day, love you
big."
Jane had found the answer to why her husband was
always penniless!
When evening came John and Jane met at home.
They could hardly talk but only stared at one
another with suspicion.
Then they called you to intervene, sincerely how
would you solve their problem??
End of marriage na...what else?...these two characters above are not ready for marriage or rather...they don't belong in that institution called marriage...so its either they go their separate ways...or they both keep mum and pretend nothing ever happened....whichever way... You can never lie to your conscience
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